niallhortonhearsawho:

a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt

vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

hannibalspenis:

mukuroikusaba:

do you have that character that you want to tuck into bed and read a bed time story to (｡◕‿◕｡✿)

but you also want to fuck them for like a week (｡≖‿≖｡✿)

rEAD y fOR LOVe

princeowl:

hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just