my other obsessions will come out
at times, so bear with me.
February 23, 2013
a girl walks into a classroom wearing a spaghetti strap shirt. immediately every boy within a 50 yard radius gets a raging erection. the teacher attempts to present a lesson but to no avail, no one can hear over the sound of every male student masturbating to this girl’s shoulders. why couldn’t she just wear a long sleeved shirt
The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.
do you have that character that you want to tuck into bed and read a bed time story to (｡◕‿◕｡✿)
but you also want to fuck them for like a week (｡≖‿≖｡✿)
rEAD y fOR LOVe
hannibal is such a serious business gritty gory show and the fandom is just